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Fact: If you wash your car today, it will rain tomorrow….even if there is no rain in the forecast for a week!
Fact: While looking for an important document in a large stack of papers, the paper you are looking for will be at the very bottom of the pile.
Fact: If your sweet little doggy has a little accident on the carpet, it’s just a given that you will step in it if you’re only wearing socks.
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